THE GROUNDS AT FIRKHAM HALL
(Under refurbishment)

I see you've sneaked out here...strictly speaking, you do realise that you are trespassing ?
Well seeing as you are here ...have a look around.
As you can see, it will take a while to restore the grounds to their original splendour...
I'm afraid my grandfather leased them short-term to the Ministry of Defence, God knows what those fools got up to over the years...
No matter...I have men working on them now. Eh ! ...Top men...

You may as well come and meet the chaps...

Always use imported labour here at the hall... Nothing but the best tradesmen....bally cheap too !
Keeps the costs down...Got to do my bit for the economy...what ?
Let me introduce you...
This is Spyros, he's the boss fellah, and these are .... Johnnie, Johnnie, Johnnie and er... Johnnie
Sorry old bean...got no head for foreign monikers

Lets get back to the Hall...